Police station footage captures an officer frantically deleting messages from his phone, claiming he's just "cleaning" it. But his sassy parrot partner, perched nearby, isn't buying it. The bird hilariously calls him out, stating, "You've deleted 50 messages in two minutes! That's not cleaning, that's destroying evidence!" The final, savage blow? "Even criminals are more subtle." Looks real, but this is the most brutal case of evidence tampering ever witnessed by a bird. Tag a friend who "cleans