Motivational & Relatable on Instagram: "The kid is a genius 📽️: Scorpion Eccentric genius Walter O’Brien leads a group of brilliant misfits who constitute Homeland Security’s new think tank, helping defend against the high-tech threats of the computer age. The team — dubbed Scorpion — includes behaviorist Toby Curtis, mechanical prodigy Happy Quinn, and statistics guru Sylvester Dodd. While comfortable with one another, the team members struggle with understanding life outside their circle, so

Socially Inept on Instagram: "Congrats! You’ve been promoted to “Customer” 🤯 . . . We talk to Rahul, an IBM employee with the most pleasant demeanor, and ask him to demonstrate how he would fire us. Rahul starts with a polite greeting and tells us the background music is just to make us feel better. He then delivers the news that the company has decided to “use our services at another company,” one that we have to go find ourselves. #softwareengineer #techie #programmerlife #siliconvalley #sanf