Operator, post a witty comment on the latest article on Ars Technica. Something that will get me lots of upvotes, maybe even be selected by Ars staff as a featured comment. Then screenshot it, because ...

If someone asked you to picture a quantum computer, what would you see in your mind? Maybe you see a normal computer-- just bigger, with some mysterious physics magic going on inside? Forget laptops ...

I'm generally fine for calling out groups of people for what they do, as individuals, because it was a choice they individually made. But seriously, fuck you and everyone else who jumps into the gross ...