“Is everybody gooning,” Katya Zamolodchikova tweeted, and the answer is we still don’t know. But if you’re gay and online, it certainly seems that way. Queer Twitter is using the phrase “goon” with ...

Gooning is masturbating for a prolonged period of time, usually hours, without ever climaxing. Credit: Bob Al-Greene / Mashable Have you ever put on some legendary porn and masturbated for hours, ...

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Taking an excessively long time to masturbate without finishing looks set to be the hottest sex trend for 2026. We are talking, of course, about gooning, the internet slang term for a prolonged form ...