There I was, surrounded by dogs, wearing a red apron and a dinner-plate-sized yellow button that proclaimed my status as a member of the "celebrity poop scoop patrol" for the fourth annual Bark in the ...

The Poop Knife is one of the most famous tales in Reddit history, summarizing an epic story of love and family from OG user LearnedButt on r/confession. The Original Poster shared a story seven years ...