Cheap laughs being inescapable, we’d better get this out of the way: Marillion’s lead singer was called Fish, and Fish’s real name is Derek Dick. Hahahahaha. Fish and Dick. Dick-Fish. Fish’s Dick.

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. One of Fish’s favourite tracks, Incubus is a voyeuristic story of misplaced, bedroom Polaroid photographs. At times borderline ...