I want to be in a drug commercial. Not just while they’re shooting it, but all the time. Those people have all the fun, don’t you think? And the more serious the ailment, the more fun the actors are ...

A friend recently said to me, “I’m thinking about making my kids do chores.” The “kids” to whom she was referring are college graduates, who just returned home after getting their diplomas. They do ...

Have you noticed how people outside of California tend to be condescending when you tell them you live here? As if they’d just heard that you live in the slums of Mumbai and want to express their pity ...