Fans may be disgusted, disheartened or devastated by the exorbitant cost of Bruce Springsteen concert tickets, as the first batch of seats for his 2026 U.S. tour went on sale Friday. But they cannot be surprised.

The Maryland congressman, who has seen Bruce 13 times, snapped back at the president's disregard by suggesting he could "counter-program" by "singing a love song to Jeffrey Epstein."

"When this loser Springsteen comes back home to his own City of Ruins in his head, he'll realize his Glory Days are behind him," spokesperson Steven Cheung insisted